Kidnap the Sandy Claws

Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws!
-  I wanna do it
:  Let's draw straws
*  Jack said we should work together, Three of a kind

Birds of a feather
Now and forever
Wheeee
La, la, la, la, la

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights

:  First, we're going to set some bait
:  Inside a nasty trap and wait
:  When he comes a-sniffing we will
:  Snap the trap and close the gate

-  Wait! I've got a better plan
-  To catch this big red lobster man
-  Let's pop him in a boiling pot
-  And when he's done we'll butter him up

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks

:  Then Mr. Oogie Boogie man
:  Can take the whole thing over then
:  He'll be so pleased, I do declare
:  That he will cook him rare

Wheeee!

-  I say that we take a cannon
-  Aim it at his door and then
-  Knock three times and when he answers
-  Sandy Claws will be no more

:  You're so stupid, think now
:  I we blow him up into smithereens
:  We may lose some pieces
:  And the Jack will beat us black and green

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then see if he is sad

Because Mr. Oogie Boogie id the meanest guy around
If I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of town

*  He'll be so pleased by our success
*  That he'll reward us too, I bet

Perhaps he'll make his special brew
Of snake and spider stew
Ummm!

We're his little henchmen
And we take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And stay on his good side

:  I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb
*  I'm not the dumb one
-  You're no fun
:  Shut up!
-  Make me

:  I've got something, listen now
:  This one is real good, you'll see
:  We'll send a present to his door
:  Upon there'll be a note to read
:  Now, in the box we'll wait and hide

Until his curiosity
Entices him to look inside
And then we'll have him
One, two, three

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick
Lock him for ninety years, see what makes him tick

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits
Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then throw away the key