Date: 2009-12-08
Title:

I debug windows.

Categories: Personal Spider @ 17:44

Today I have been debugging the silliest and most annoying error I have ever encountered in Windows/Excel.

During a change of computers Excel was updated from 2002 to 2003, Spreadsheets that were made in the old version ( font in all cases, arial, installed. visible) printed & previewed ok, but the only things that appeared on the paper were things in either bold, or italic. Normally formatted text did not print.

If you made an entirely new document, and re-typed it all in there, it came out okay. If you bold marked contents of the spreadsheet, it came out ok. If you cut&pasted or saved as, it did not come out.

The fix: Minor update to the printer driver.

Now, instead : It asks you to load pc letter format for everything even if it goes ahead to print A4. No, it can’t be changed, all trays are set to A4. All settings are A4. It will ask you to refill letter paper, then go ahead and print.

Did I mention that I have a certain dislike for Windows?

Date: 2009-07-27
Title:

Cruise – Wrecked

Categories: Personal, Social Spider @ 19:55

So. Quite a few people have asked how my cruise was the last couple of days. Ever from when I got home somewhat early on Sunday, still woozy and incoherent due to a few days use of Benzodiazepines and Alcohol to keep me calm in the crowd.  Let’s start with some premises, I was locked onto a 280ish meter long boat with approximately 2500 other passengers, and another  700ish crew members.

The main entertainment the first night was an ABBA-cabaret, the second night it was “Broadway musical Rhapsody”.  This, along with Muzak-versions of “New York, New York” constantly flooding the central hallways from the ‘live’ band (What can you call a live band that exclusively muzakifies every song they play?). That is, when it wasn’t Country&Western-hour or “Swedish Danceband evening”.  or “Majority decides/ABBA disco”.

Now, that’s not all there is to do, of course there are lots of fun activities on sundeck. The place where almost everyone is to enjoy the sunny days of their cruise. Along with the same kind of music.  And not to mention the wonderful experience that is the pleasant company of all the other travellers. Most of them smokers, even if smoking wasn’t allowed indoors unless in dedicated areas, like the library, the disco and so on. Not that the ban seemed to stop them much, but at least noone was smoking in the dining rooms or cafés.  ( Very good  food, I can add)

Right, so I was there as a caretaker for my wheelchair bound parents.  Pushing them across the full carpet floors, helping with plates and trays, in and out of chairs, opening weighted doorways (even to the handicap rooms the doors had auto-closers)  and along carpeted ramps (…who the feck decided that was a smart thing?), as well as the constant checking up (every 30 minutes give or take) if they needed something.

So, combine the lack of anything to do (I was too stressed out to focus on reading) with the crowd and nowhere to go,  and I was starting my day with the pills, and swapping it for alcohol as lunch came and I’d had enough to eat and the pills weren’t functioning anymore.  The time free I got were the two port days, in Tallin and St: Petersburg, where I could leave them up on the sundeck for a few hours and head ashore to be herded along like the sheeptourists we were.

I got a few nice pictures, but unfortunately, a tourist group through S:t Petersburg doesn’t leave a lot of time to find the good angles and wait for the swelling of tourist crowds herded through to the sights to disappear enough to take proper pictures. Much less do anything else of interest. At least I got half an hour of walking through the parks behind the museum while I was supposed to have my pockets emptied in the tourist bazaar.

As for the boat time?  Well, you know you’re having a great time of stimulation and entertainment when the most interesting thing around is a teenage self-declared emo-kid that you can tease. One who comes back for more out of sheer boredom.

Date: 2009-07-26
Title:

Back home

Categories: Personal Spider @ 10:06

I’m wrecked, Back home again.  Alcohol and Benzo helped me survive the crowds onboard. Karaoke, Swedish danceband music, muzak-versions of Sinatra, ABBA-evenings and muzaked jazz was most of the ‘entertainment’.

Killing Joke saved my life. Or someone elses life, perhaps.  I’m wrecked, the door will remain locked and I do not want to see another normal person until I have to leave again.

Sleep now.

Date: 2009-07-22
Title:

Travel

Categories: Personal Spider @ 10:34

Writeup from Arvika still pending. Pics are up though, check the gallery. Im on the cellphone in a car towards stockholm now, opera mini blogging works so so. Going for a cruise with family, brought camera, will attempt to use it too. I find it hard to express myself here. Telegram style author? Boredom sets in. Note to self, a jabber client in the cellphone might be good. They only offer MSN though. Brains… .

Date: 2009-05-26
Title:

Towelday – A complete blast

Categories: Food, Personal, Social Spider @ 22:03

So,  once again we had our Towelday celebrations at Pappa Grappa.  I had taken the day off for tuesday in preparation, and while not everything went as planned ( A few friends who had said they would come didn’t show up, others had some slight issues in real life causing things to be not quite as merry as wished)  Still,  we were armed with towels,  pyjamas, bathrobes and books,  quoting freely over the Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters that Ian, our dear bartender was serving with help of Andreas, his new standin assistant.

The evening turned out to be long, wet and pleasant, many laughs, many smiles, and a lot of missing of the author that in fact changed a few lives.  Good memories.  As someone said:

“I would gladly work over christmas to get this time off.  Hat off and towel high.”

And, the whole album : Towelday 2009

Date: 2009-04-21
Title:

Dear die-ary. Please.

Categories: Personal Spider @ 19:43

Fuckup day and I’ll whine here. Woke up. Bad in its own regard. Brother call, his lung had collapsed, was driving towards me so I could take him to hospital. Five minutes later he noted again, had collapsed with the car on a sidewalk.
Get out, grab a taxi and get moving.
Once there, make sure ambulance comes and so on, only to find out the reason he was up was because the family dog is badly ill (blood coming from both ends….) and had to be taken somewhere for treatment.

Turns out the vets nearby are either closed, or full (due to the closed one) ….. 7 hours later(!) I’m in a town a fair bit away checking the dog in for a couple of nights stay and treatment for whoknowswhat. xrays and such will happen.

And meanwhile I’ve been fucking around with this mess, my father had a car accident and the project I was supposed to write off today still lies unfinished with customers doing bad noises.

Fuck it all I want a break now.

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Date: 2009-04-13
Title:

Bend over and play nice

Categories: Personal Spider @ 14:07

So, I just got around to finally get my setup straightened out.

Now the (open, Free, unlimited!) Wifi is first NAT-ed and then all requests to port 80 ( web servers ) are mangled into privoxy ( set to accept intercepted connections ) which then forwards them into the tor-relay ( open relay, no exit node, 40-150KBytes bandwidth ) .

The net result? Free, anonymous wifi. And horridly slow due to how tor performs at the moment.

Well, it works. All other things are offered through freely, if someone has a VPN they will have a solid performance. Their torrents will load faster than their websites even ;)

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Date: 2009-04-07
Title:

Some technology rambling

Categories: Technical Spider @ 23:21

First off: I live. Breathe and such.  Work a bit too much and need to clear my head.  Got my hair cut&dyed (first haircut for… 8 years?)  and I’m generally okay.  Glad you cared, if all you wanted was a life sign, then you probably want to stop reading now.

Skay, So lets talk technology.

Hardware:

I have a couple of small Via Epia systems ( Centaur VIA Samuel 2 CPU + box and board)  your basic (old) micro-atx. These days they are probably considered “obsolete power hogs”.  I run it with a 512MB CF disk + 512MB RAM ( With an IDE->CF bridge. no DMA mode available) . So, not very big and fast, but still quite neat for what I want it to do. ( And it lacks fans)

Software:

Currently it is running a version of Gentoo Linux,  Stripped and Slimmed.  The installation has been in place for a few years now, Gentoo works quite well here. Why Gentoo? Well, none of the working “firewall distributions” had documentation on disk usage or comments on what other than their fancy-gui I could be doing once it was installed.  I wanted to do a bit more than just firewall off it.  Also, I was quite intimately involved in Gentoo some time ago, and I still know how the system works and hangs together.

So currently it does NAT/Firewall, UPNP ( badly.  I suspect a firewall issue with the NAT)  routing, IRC,  webserver (cherokee), tor+privoxy and host a few IRC clients and other stuff.  Nothing fancy ;)

The setup:

So, on my server I then have a complete chroot for the build environment.  This is a normal Gentoo image (i586 as the via cpu lacks CMOV) with -mtune=i686  for preformance.  In here I have all the base/build packages+whatever I target for the installation. From here I then simply do a “ROOT=/tiny emerge <foo> “  to install.  After that,  using rsync -pvar  from the firewall I can copy over the files as needed.  Smooth sailing.

At some point I decided to try out a version control of the /tiny root.  Many reasons, mainly because doing copies from the firewall to the build host,  installing and upgrade, and recopying back was turning out to be a bit dangerous (operator error ahoy).   Doing it with separate trees that you merge between in git was a breeze. Except that it lost suid b its.  Baaad.

So, now I’ve got to decide. Do I keep doing it like this, or do I swap my installation for something simpler/different and use a prebuilt system?

And just for kicks, this is something of the update procedure:


cd /tiny
git checkout Live
ssh firewall sync-to-server
git add .;  git commit -a -m "Sync from server"
git checkout master
git pull . Live
cd /
emerge --sync; emerge -vuDa world;
ROOT=/tiny emerge -up <packages>
cd /tiny
git add . ; git commit -a -m "Updated <foo>"
git checkout Cleaned
git pull . master
chroot . /usr/bin/localepurge
find usr/ -type f -iname '*.la' -delete
rm -rf usr/include usr/share/doc usr/share/man
-- insert extra steps
-- copy kernel&modules over
git add .; git commit -a -m "Cleanout phase done"
ssh firewall sync-from-server

The lost suid bits cost me a couple of hours of debugging. Bloody pain in the arse.

Date: 2009-03-31
Title:

Nothing fun..

Categories: Personal Spider @ 22:56

Not even hacking on any fun projects to post about. No real photography done either. I sleep too little, I’m tense a lot. I have a headache. I don’t drink enough ;)

Slightly annoyed about Swedish law (ipred, I am looking at you) wondering about what a virtual machine would cost in some country with a decent amount of bandwidth and a guarantee to have it left alone.

I need to get around to fixing my webpage too

Date: 2009-03-23
Title:

Photos

Categories: Personal, Social Spider @ 15:27

So I got off my butt and added the pictures from Strömsholms Brygghus. Nothing really exciting, but I can say that I have been there.

pipe

Slussvaktaren

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